a list

things that are currently very important/stressful to me:

-getting status on american airlines
-finding a way to replace my left stella mccartney shoe that major ate
-do i eat too much salmon?
-my friend was diagnosed with cancer, but he'll beat it because he's tough
-getting zika in mexico?
-not weighing myself
-prowler is covered in mats, mostly in her undercarriage
-my boobs
-i can flip my eggs about 70% of the time. that leaves 30% disaster
-beyonce presale tickets